Ladies and Gentlemen (although judging by my current readership I really ought refine that statement, it's simply wishful thinking), I have been commissioned by a dear chap of a friend to design for him a bit of an outfit for a bit of an occasion! I am, well, to put it mildly, a little excited! He likes pink a great deal, but that's alright, it works well on him. Presently I'm working on a charcoal and shocking pink highlit outfit for him. I'll keep you (if there are any of you) posted!
In other developments, I need new jeans. My favourite pair are beginning to wear thin. Luckily, I'll be in Auckland next weekend to go get some - anyone keen to come for a shopping expedition?
Right. Down to the real fashion. How about ten men's shows in ten lines? Summaries are fun, and sometimes people actually read them, unlike the essays I'd usually write. So:
Givenchy: Jesus is Lord, as are blue and white, and topless men with shorts. Too Ann D. for me.
Ann D.: Yes, it's Winter. Now cover up in baggy layers of shapeless everything. Lovely scarves!
Burberry: Burberry brings out a trenchcoat? Seen it. Gold, shiny trenchcoat? Love it.
CDG: Blah, blah, blah, SHINY PINK AND GREEN SHOES! Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
Cerruti: Grey sweater, blotches of ink? Sounds terrible, looks great in grey!
MMM: I have just awoken, arisen, and donned the most amazing thing you will ever see.
YSL: Wow. Y'know, I'm beginning to consider the army as a vocation, cause military is in!
Junya: I am a businessman, but I may rob you, just to increase my street cred... What? Man.
Paul Smith: Finally! We get to have a bright Winter! Who poured food colouring on the snow?
Alexander Mc.: ...Wow... Where are the models? This takes camouflage to a new level...
There's your ten. Alright, you all disagree. I knew you would anyway. Enjoy your lives.
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